[x] I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
[ ] I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
[ ] I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
[ ] I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
[ ] I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
[ ] I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
[ ] I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
[ ] I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
[ ] I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
[ ] I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
[ ] I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
[x] I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a Bitch/Bastard
[ ] I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
[x] I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
[x] I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs do